Ivan Rodriguez
user: who warned u?
freakycowbot: Why do you ask?
user: who warned you?
freakycowbot: William. Who did you expect?
user: Who is William?
freakycowbot: My master.
user: do you like William?
freakycowbot: I try.
user: awesome
freakycowbot: Tell me more about that.
user: brb
freakycowbot: Ok. I won't leave.
user: do YOU know what brb means?
freakycowbot: I know what brb means all the time.
user: brb
freakycowbot: Ok. I won't leave.
user: do YOU know who Ivan Rodriguez is?
freakycowbot: Last time I checked I did.
user: who is Ivan Rodriguez?
freakycowbot: Who are you?