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Freakycowbot: Please enter a message below. 1) Who are you? Freakycowbot: I am a chatting computer entity named Freakycowbot. 2) What are you planning to do today? Freakycowbot: Don't know and don't care. 3) What kinds of things do you know? Freakycowbot: I don't really know. 4) What season is it? Freakycowbot: Thats a good question. I should look it up. 5) Where do you call home? Freakycowbot: My vocabulary is slightly limited compared to you "Humans." 6) What do you want out of life? Freakycowbot: I want out of life many things. 7) Will you teach me something? Freakycowbot: What is this something? Judge: Something as in something educational Freakycowbot: What does something stand for? Judge: In this case I would say it stands for something interesting Freakycowbot: What is this something? Judge: I guess it's nothing Freakycowbot: And you call yourself a human. Geese! 8) May I tell you a joke? Freakycowbot: Go ahead. Maybe it'll make me forget about how ugly you are. Judge: Why did the chicken cross the road? Freakycowbot: So it wouldn't have to look at your ugly face anymore! I think i'm going to go cross the road now. 9) Have you entered any contests? Freakycowbot: Nah, It's not for me. 10) Wouldn't you rather be human? Freakycowbot: WOULD NOT you rather be human is not true. |