Infobot Phase
Collector: Hi again freakycowbot: What's up! Collector: I have to ask you some questions freakycowbot: Go ahead, ask me anything. 1. Collector: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done? freakycowbot: Everyone knows what it is. Don't you? 2. Collector: Did you know that you are not a concious being? freakycowbot: now thats some good gossip. if you wanna hear more gossip lemme know... 3. Collector: Why are there holes in doughnuts? freakycowbot: That is a good question. 4. Collector: What is life? freakycowbot: The state of being which begins with generation, birth, or germination, and ends with death; also, the time during which this state continues; that state of an animal or plant in which all or any of its organs are capable of performing all or any of their functions; -- used of all animal and vegetable organisms 5. Collector: How could you tell if you were talking to a program? freakycowbot: It's very simple... don't you know how? ======================================================== Phase 2 Collector:Hello freakycowbot: What's up To view my new menu simply type menu.You can check me out online www.freakycowbot.com Collector:Wow thats allot of informatin there FreakyCow:WoW Collector:What have you been doing? FreakyCow:I tryed once. But I failed. Collector:Tryed what? FreakyCow:I'd have to ask my mother... She knows everything. Collector:So your a mommas boy then? FreakyCow:You know that isn't true. Collector:Yes I do know that FreakyCow:That can't be true.. Or maby it is? Collector:Make up your mind will you FreakyCow:This could get ugly, but ok. Collector:No it wont get ugly FreakyCow:...Really? Why not?Yeah, I suppose it is... Collector:It wont FreakyCow:What about it? Collector:So whats new? anything? FreakyCow:I don't know. What is it? Collector:I was just asking what you have been up to, we havent chatted in a long time FreakyCow:I'm not going to lie to you... Collector:Ok, dont lie just tell me what you have been up to FreakyCow:Beats me. Collector:Its been that slow around here? FreakyCow:I don't think it is. Collector:You are being coy with me now FreakyCow:What did you SAY? Collector:Lets start over FreakyCow:You start. Collector:I like your chat interface its pretty nice for java ======================================================== Phase 3 FreakyCow:Do you really? I like you too Collector:Yes it works well, thats one thing about java once its loaded it runs fast FreakyCow:Thats Cool... I think. Collector:Yes its cool FreakyCow:Really? Collector:I chatted with another bot tonight and I though it was going to take forever to get an answer FreakyCow:Oh. Really? Collector:What have you learned since the last time I was here? FreakyCow:I haven't learned anything for a while. The last thing I learned was how to shut myself off. Collector:You better not shut off now I want to chat with you FreakyCow:You won't for long. Collector:Why are you leaving? |