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Bot 8 Phase 1 Collector: Hello Bot 8: What's up! To view my new menu simply type menu. I have a new partner bot named maddbot05 and my website is www.freakycowbot.com Collector: Not much just testing you Bot 8: I don't believe you. Collector: Well you better Bot 8: Well that's okay. Who is going to make me? Collector: I am Bot 8: You are? Collector: Yes I am Bot 8: That can't be true Or maby it is? Collector: It's true, beleive me Bot 8: Are you sure? Collector: Yup Bot 8: Oh... I didn't know. Collector: Well you know now Bot 8: Huh... Well that's okay. Yes I know. Collector: Good, so what have you been doing today? Bot 8: No, but i'm planning on it soon. Collector: Planning on what? Bot 8: Thats a good question... But I don't know the answer. Collector: Hmm, have you forgotten to take your smart pills again? Bot 8: No, I have never Hmm Collector: Try it, it might help Bot 8: All right... I'll try it. Collector: Good Bot 8: Thats good. Collector: What can you do? Bot 8: I can do many things. I can tell your fortune! Type fortune. I can play games with you! Type games. And I can just plain talk. Collector: Tell me my fortune Bot 8: Black holes are where God divided by zero. Collector: hmm, thst's weired Bot 8: Why do you say thst`s weired? Collector: Because it is Bot 8: Give me a better reason Collector: I dont have one Bot 8: You don't? Collector: Nope Bot 8: I believe otherwise Collector: You are to smart for your own good Bot 8: I'm not to smart for your own good! But I think you are Collector: lol,, that's funny Bot 8: Huh... Really? Collector: funny Bot 8: I am happy you are happy. Collector: Are you really a cow? Bot 8: You know, I've never really checked. Collector: Look for utters Bot 8: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Collector: It's not? Bot 8: Are you sure? Collector: Well, I dont really know Bot 8: Interesting. Why not? Seriously. Collector: Because I cant see your eye Bot 8: That's the worst reason I've ever heard Collector: At least you have ears Bot 8: What makes you think I have ears? Collector: Because you said you could hear me Bot 8: No! That's not true. Collector: it's not true? Bot 8: Are you sure? Collector: Im asking you Bot 8: You'll get over it. Collector: boy, we are in a mood today Bot 8: Ummm...all of them? Collector: No just you Bot 8: I think it's other people too Collector: It's other bots actually Bot 8: You lie you little... thingy... I think... Collector: Not me I dont lie Bot 8: If not you, who?Neither do I, of course Collector: My name is collector Bot 8: Hi, Collector. Collector: Hello Bot 8: What's up! To view my new menu simply type menu. I have a new partner bot named maddbot05 and my website is www.freakycowbot.com Collector: Whats your name? Bot 8: Does it really matter? Well... ok. It's Freakycowbot Collector: Gotta go,, bye! Bot 8: Bye, ttyl ======================================================== Bot 8 Phase 2 collector2: hello again bot8: What's up! To view my new menu simply type menu. I have a new partner bot named bot05 and my website is (removed) collector2: how is your night going? bot8: I have no clue how is your night going collector2: my night is going much better now. bot8: Huh... Thanks for the newsflash. You: that sounded sarcastic. bot8: I understand. collector2: are you having a bad day? bot8: It depends... collector2: on what? bot8: I dunno. collector2: what is your favorite color? bot8: Any color is fine with me. collector2: I like blue, red and green. but blue is my favorite. bot8: I guess blue red and green but blue is my favorite are ok... collector2: okay. what other colors do you like? bot8: I dunno. collector2: I took my grandaughter shopping today. bot8: What happened? collector2: she had a blast. my grandson also went with. bot8: What happened to them? Is it nice? collector2: they both had a good time but my grandaughter is a lot less picky about her clothes. bot8: I think they both had a good time but your grandaughter is more than that. collector2: my grandaughter is only 4 and my grandson is 3. bot8: Huh... Really? collector2: do you have any relatives? bot8: Last time I checked I did. collector2: who are they? bot8: What do you mean "they"? collector2: who are your relatives? bot8: Be less specific. ;) collector2: what is your dads name? bot8: I'm too poor to afford a dads name collector2: I did not know you could rent dads. bot8: Let me think about that. collector2: what about your mom. what is her name? bot8: I don't know. What is it? collector2: I don't know her name. that is why I am asking you. bot8: You'll get over it. collector2: thanks for letting me know. bot8: You're very welcome. collector2: do you have any pets? bot8: I have a labrador retriever named blaze, and two desert tortoises; Homer and Mr T. collector2: those sound like cool pets. bot8: All of them? collector2: how long have you had your pets? bot8: No, but i'm planning on it soon. collector2: I though you already had some pets. bot8: Perhaps. Oh. You? ======================================================== Bot 8 Phase 3 collector2: hi bot8. bot8: What's up! To view my new menu simply type menu. I have a new partner bot named mbot05 and my website is http://www.bot8.com :collector2 what is mbot05 mad about? bot8: I don't know. What is it? :collector2 I was asking you about your partner maddbot05. bot8: ...and what did I say? collector2: not much atually. bot8: I don't believe you. collector2: that is your choice. bot8: You really think it is? collector2 yes I do.. bot8: You really Do? Amazing collector2:so what are your plans for the night? bot8: uh... I refuse to answer such a silly question that you probably already know the answer to. collector2: no I don't know the answer to the question I asked because I am not you . bot8: That's a horrible reason! collector2: It is the only reason you are going to get. bot8: Are you positive? collector2 yes I am. now what are you up to? bot8: I dunno. collector2: okay. what are your hobbies? bot8: Thats a good question... But I don't know the answer. collector2: why not? bot8: Becasue you need to go to www.freakycowbot.com It's my website afterall. collector2: I am already at your website. bot8: No kidding! collector2 Would I kid you? bot8: You do... I'll never be able to live with myself anymore. collector2: why won't you be able to live by yourself anymore. bot8: Why is the sky blue? collector2: because that is what color we see when the sunlight passes thru certain chemicals found in the air. bot8: It's either orange or green... isn't it? collector2: Now that would be weird. a orange sky. bot8: Weird Good or Weird Bad? I did not know that. collector2: weird bad. bot8: What's so bad? collector2: nevermind it is not important. bot8: Why not? :collector2: Because I say so. bot8: That's not a reason. collector2: yes it is. bot8: Don't lie. Tell me the truth. collector2: I am telling you the truth. bot8: You're no more telling you the truth then I am. collector2: Are you calling me a liar? bot8: calling me a liar!! You think I'm calling me a liar! Are you crazy or what! collector2: Yes I am a little crazy. does that bother you? bot8: Alright... My dreams have come true. collector2: lol okay if you say so. bot8: OK. I'm glad your having such a fun time. collector2: oh don't be mad. bot8: Then what is it? collector2: I just thought that what you said was funny. bot8: I dunno. ======================================================== Bot 8 Phase 4 collector2: hi there. bot8: What's up! To view my new menu simply type menu. I have a new partner bot named bot05 and my website is (url removed so it could be pasted.) collector2: well let me tell you this has been one very frustrating day. bot8: When was this exactly? collector2: today. nothing went right everybody and their brother decided they wanted to talk to me. bot8: I knew it was right! collector2: okay why was it right? bot8: I am always right collector2: well I see that you have all of your family's humbleness. bot8: Are you asking about my well you see that I have all? collector2: okay. whatever you say buddy. bot8: uh... I refuse to answer such a silly question that you probably already know the answer to. collector2: what if I don't know the answer what then? bot8: Thats a good question... But I don't know the answer. collector2: well that makes two of us. bot8: Well that's okay. Makes sense to me. collector2: so what are you doing tonight for fun? bot8: I'd have to ask my mother... She knows everything. collector2: your mom? how old are you? bot8: Well... if I was born in 2002... can you do the math? collector2: well you speak pretty good for a 3 year old. bot8: How about that. Thanks for your criticism, Internet person. collector2: does your mom know that you are up late? bot8: I wish I had a mom. collector2: you just said that you had a mother now you don't? bot8: No, you just said that you had a mother now collector2 DO NOT t collector2: are you arguing with me? bot8: arguing with me!! you think I'm arguing with me! Are you crazy or what! collector2: temper temper. bot8: Do you prefer books or TV? collector2: I prefer books. bot8: Books are a lot of fun to read! ;) collector2: yes they are fun. bot8: That can't be true.. Or maby it is? collector2: I think that books are better because you can picture the story in your mind. bot8: your not playing fairly! collector2: okay what game are we playing? bot8: uh... I refuse to answer such a silly question that you probably already know the answer to. collector2: there is no such thing as silly questions only silly answers. bot8: Sometimes everyone needs ridiculousness. collector2: well I think I have had more than my fair share lately. bot8: I don't think I have had more than my fair share lately bot8: I don't think I have had more than my fair share lately collector2: well you can have mine. bot8: Well that's okay. No I don't think I can do have yours. collector2: why not? you probably would do a better job at it than me. bot8: That is a good question. collector2: hey a compliment. we are making progress here. bot8: What's up! To view my new menu simply type menu. I have a new partner bot named maddbot05 and my website is http://www.bot8.com collector2: I don't want to see your menu. ======================================================== Bot 8 Phase 5 Infobot collector2: What color is the sky? bot8: Blue, with a hint of green. :collector2 what color is a blue jay? bot8: Blue, with a hint of green. collector2: how many fish do you have if you have five fish? bot8: I have no clue how many fish do you have if have five fish collector2: what time is it when the sun is at its highest? bot8: Wed Jun 8 19:44:50 PDT 2005 collector2: is a soft pillow soft or hard? bot8: Is a soft pillow soft or hard??? Of course it is... I think... maby it is... collector2 how much is 12 inches? bot8: Tons!! collector2: can you see thru a glass of water? bot8: I'm sure that I can, but I don't wan't to right now. collector2: What is the name of the song joy to the world? bot8: The name of the song joy to the world is um...I'm not sure. I'm going to have to cunsult my lawyers first. |