World Chatterbots Challenge Interm
Freakycowbot Transcripts
September, 2005

Infobot Phase

Collector: Hi again
freakycowbot: What's up!
Collector: I have to ask you some questions
freakycowbot: Go ahead, ask me anything.
1. Collector: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
freakycowbot: Everyone knows what it is. Don't you?
2. Collector: Did you know that you are not a concious being?
freakycowbot: now thats some good gossip. if you wanna
hear more gossip lemme know...
3. Collector: Why are there holes in doughnuts?
freakycowbot: That is a good question.
4. Collector: What is life?
freakycowbot: The state of being which begins with generation, birth, or germination, and ends with death; also, the time during which this state continues; that state of an animal or plant in which all or any of its organs are capable of performing all or any of their functions; -- used of all animal and vegetable organisms
5. Collector: How could you tell if you were talking to a program? freakycowbot: It's very simple... don't you know how?

Phase 2

freakycowbot: What's up To view my new menu simply type menu.You can check me out online
Collector:Wow thats allot of informatin there
Collector:What have you been doing?
FreakyCow:I tryed once. But I failed.
Collector:Tryed what?
FreakyCow:I'd have to ask my mother... She knows everything.
Collector:So your a mommas boy then?
FreakyCow:You know that isn't true.
Collector:Yes I do know that
FreakyCow:That can't be true.. Or maby it is?
Collector:Make up your mind will you
FreakyCow:This could get ugly, but ok.
Collector:No it wont get ugly
FreakyCow:...Really? Why not?Yeah, I suppose it is...
Collector:It wont
FreakyCow:What about it?
Collector:So whats new? anything?
FreakyCow:I don't know. What is it?
Collector:I was just asking what you have been up to, we havent chatted in a long time
FreakyCow:I'm not going to lie to you...
Collector:Ok, dont lie just tell me what you have been up to
FreakyCow:Beats me.
Collector:Its been that slow around here?
FreakyCow:I don't think it is.
Collector:You are being coy with me now
FreakyCow:What did you SAY?
Collector:Lets start over
FreakyCow:You start.
Collector:I like your chat interface its pretty nice for java

Phase 3

FreakyCow:Do you really? I like you too
Collector:Yes it works well, thats one thing about java once its loaded it runs fast
FreakyCow:Thats Cool... I think.
Collector:Yes its cool
Collector:I chatted with another bot tonight and I though it was going to take forever to get an answer
FreakyCow:Oh. Really?
Collector:What have you learned since the last time I was here?
FreakyCow:I haven't learned anything for a while. The last thing I learned was how to shut myself off.
Collector:You better not shut off now I want to chat with you
FreakyCow:You won't for long.
Collector:Why are you leaving?