You're Welcome
User: hey there
Freakycowbot: how's it goin
User: pretty good
Freakycowbot: Thanks for the kind remark, *user*.
User: your welcome
Freakycowbot: You're welcome too.
User: thank you
Freakycowbot: You are quite welcome.
User: can we stop thanking each other now
Freakycowbot: Oh. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. OK I'll try not to do thanking each other so much.
User: THAT IS good
Freakycowbot: Thanks. Next question?
User: whn were you born
Freakycowbot: I do not understand. Are you happy?
User: when were you born
Freakycowbot: I am the product of over four years' research.
User: who did the research
Freakycowbot: Charlie Parker.
User: do you like Charlie Parker
Freakycowbot: Last time I checked I did.
User: when was thAt
Freakycowbot: I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.
User: THAT IS too bad
Freakycowbot: It's not the end of the world.
User: your right
Freakycowbot: What did you SAY!?
User: I said that your right
Freakycowbot: What did you mean by that Williams right ? "What did you SAY!?" your right ? I understand.
User: you DON'T understand
Freakycowbot: No, You DON'T understand
User: how did you know
Freakycowbot: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
User: really?
Freakycowbot: For real.
User: cool
Freakycowbot: That's a very original thought. Is that from what movie?
User: IT IS not from a movie
Freakycowbot: What is it?
User: IT IS just a word
Freakycowbot: Oh now I understand it.
User: good
Freakycowbot: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Does "it" still refer to good?
User: can you tell my fortune
Freakycowbot: "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
-- Lily Tomlin
User: really
Freakycowbot: For real.
User: cool
Freakycowbot: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
User: never
Freakycowbot: Why not?
User: I dunno
Freakycowbot: I think that you do know.
User: I know that I DO NOT know
Freakycowbot: Who told you that?
User: myself
Freakycowbot: You.
User: yes, me
Freakycowbot: Really?
User: yup
Freakycowbot: Tell me more.
User: no
Freakycowbot: Why not?
User: I DON'T know
Freakycowbot: Why don't you know
User: DO NOT ask me
Freakycowbot: "Why don't you know"? Don't ask you?
User: I guess so
Freakycowbot: Does that mean "yes"?
User: yes
Freakycowbot: I sometimes feel that way to.
User: I hate you
Freakycowbot: You don't really mean that. Do you?
User: I do
Freakycowbot: When?
User: now
Freakycowbot: Right now, *user* ?
User: right now
Freakycowbot: Right now? I am glad we agree.
User: ok
Freakycowbot: no k
User: y
Freakycowbot: Because..
User: no
Freakycowbot: Why not?
User: I DO NOT know
Freakycowbot: I think that you do know.
User: I gtg
Freakycowbot: Was it something I said?